Get Stoned & Get A Virtual Haircut!

Okay guys, smoke some weed, put on some good earphones, close your eyes & listen! Craziness.

Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.

awwwwww yeaaahh.

420 Update… Finally.

I’ve been putting this off.. but no more. Here’s my 420 update:
I basically didn’t sleep the night before and stayed up almost all night to start my 420 early. I mean, it does only come once a year… Or twice a day If you’re like me and want two extra reasons to smoke weed everyday. I tried to give my dog a haircut, but gave up halfway through, so she has short hair on top and long hair underneath… fail. Had people in and out of the house all day celebrating with me. Smoked, ate, smoked, smoked, ate, ate, smoked. etc… No, but it was a beautiful day and I had a nice celebration. So, i’m going to shorten the and list everything else to save you the trouble… actually to save ME the trouble.

Munchies of choice:
-Peanut butter cup cookies
-cheese pizza
-tortilla chips with mango salsa
-cinnamon rolls
-Twix ice cream bars
-Mike’s hard strawberry margaritas
-Root beer

TV shows of choice:
-Weeds
-Wilfred

Movies of Choice:
-Pineapple Express
-Borat

Music of choice:
-Bob Marley
-Jack Johnson
-SOJA

Weapons of choice:
-20″ glass bong
-5″ glass pipe
-Trip clear rolling papers(7)

This is always my favorite day of the year… I mean, I still basically do the same thing everyday anyway since I’ve been off work, but it gives me a reason to do nothing other then get high and eat all day.
All in all, I had a pretty good 420.

Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.

HAPPY 420 MOTHERFUCKERS

Happy 420 guys, my favorite holiday of all. Hope you’re all blazing up today, in honor of mother nature’s candy. Went to Kroger this morning to get stocked up on munchies, I was so high I thought everyone else was doing the same thing… then again, they probably were. Kicked off the day with a nice warm bath and freshly rolled doobie, watching some “Wilfred”. Funniest shit ever… If you have never watched Wilfred, it’s about this dude that tries to kill himself by overdosing, and he thinks his neighbors dog is a human in a dog costume. They get stoned and do stupid shit. Annyyway, time to get back to the celebration.

Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.

Curious where 420 came from? Check out this website!
http://the420times.com/2011/04/420-how-it-all-started/

“Songs in real life” Pretty Funny

Pretty dumb but funny

Everyone is on my good side when i’m high

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident. No, seriously though… I didn’t. This motherfucker hit our car in a parking lot AND NOW we owe his damn car rental company like $3,000. So, why didn’t we flee the scene?!? Cause we we’re stoned. Everyone is on my good side when i’m high. I really don’t give a shit what goes on, life is good. But when i’m not high, you should probably not hit my motherfucking car and then sue me.

Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.

The ugliest thing I have ever seen.

Star-nosed mole. Note to self: Ask God what he was thinking.

Human smoke train… Gross.

When your parents call… and you’re high.

I hate when I just got blazed and my parents call. They always talk for hours so they’re with me at the peak of my high. I’ve always been high when I lived with them and i’m pretty sure they burn too… But sometimes when i’m really high, I just don’t want to talk to them because i’m always thinking “on shit, they know i’m stoned!” They probably don’t care but I just don’t want them thinking i’m a stoner… which I am.
My dad’s always like “hey what are you doing today?” What I should say is “getting stoned, blogging about getting stoned, and watching Weeds.” but I lie and say “going for a walk, cleaning the house, and finding a job.” My mom likes to go on and on about god knows what for literally 20 minutes, and she’ll lose me… then she’ll say “well, what do you think?” Uhh…. can you repeat that? AND SHE WOULD! (only to lose me again) Mom, i’m stoned, You can’t talk longer than 30 seconds at a time or you’ll lose me. One day, when my parents finally admit that they burn, I wanna burn them out with some good shit, and then tell them what I honestly thought of them these past 21 years. I love them to death… most of the time.

Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.

So that’s why they’re here…

Anyone else ever have this epiphany?