I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by fleeing the scene of an accident. No, seriously though… I didn’t. This motherfucker hit our car in a parking lot AND NOW we owe his damn car rental company like $3,000. So, why didn’t we flee the scene?!? Cause we we’re stoned. Everyone is on my good side when i’m high. I really don’t give a shit what goes on, life is good. But when i’m not high, you should probably not hit my motherfucking car and then sue me.
Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.