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Okay guys, smoke some weed, put on some good earphones, close your eyes & listen! Craziness.

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420 Update… Finally.

I’ve been putting this off.. but no more. Here’s my 420 update:
I basically didn’t sleep the night before and stayed up almost all night to start my 420 early. I mean, it does only come once a year… Or twice a day If you’re like me and want two extra reasons to smoke weed everyday. I tried to give my dog a haircut, but gave up halfway through, so she has short hair on top and long hair underneath… fail. Had people in and out of the house all day celebrating with me. Smoked, ate, smoked, smoked, ate, ate, smoked. etc… No, but it was a beautiful day and I had a nice celebration. So, i’m going to shorten the and list everything else to save you the trouble… actually to save ME the trouble.

Munchies of choice:
-Peanut butter cup cookies
-cheese pizza
-tortilla chips with mango salsa
-cinnamon rolls
-Twix ice cream bars
-Mike’s hard strawberry margaritas
-Root beer

TV shows of choice:
-Weeds
-Wilfred

Movies of Choice:
-Pineapple Express
-Borat

Music of choice:
-Bob Marley
-Jack Johnson
-SOJA

Weapons of choice:
-20″ glass bong
-5″ glass pipe
-Trip clear rolling papers(7)

This is always my favorite day of the year… I mean, I still basically do the same thing everyday anyway since I’ve been off work, but it gives me a reason to do nothing other then get high and eat all day.
All in all, I had a pretty good 420.

Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.

So that’s why they’re here…

Anyone else ever have this epiphany?
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Dumbfounded.

I just don’t understand. Weed is a beautiful herb, with limitless possibilities. God gave it to us for a reason… Just waiting on the rest of the world to figure that out. I can go on for hours talking about why weed should be¬†legal… but i’m losing my buzz. Time for a bong rip.

Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.
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Weedster egg hunt

If i’m ever rich… which I will be. I’m gonna have weedster egg hunts. Eggs with weed instead of candy. And at parties, you aren’t gonna have candy and toys in your goodie bags. You’re gonna have a glass pipe and an eighth of weed. Now, that’s what I call a goodie bag. Oh, that’ll be the day…

Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.

” Am I just high, or is everybody just fucking stupid??”

On our way to Kroger tonight, my boyfriend (driving) says “Am I just high, or is everybody just fucking stupid?” I’m a little more aware of my surroundings then he is when we’re high. But the thing was, everyone was driving terribly tonight! Usually that would be a moment where I could say “no, you’re just high.” But he was right. People need to learn to drive at night… I don’t know how to drive BUT let’s not get into that. We spent 3 hours in Kroger buying groceries. It’s probably not the best thing to go food shopping when you’re high. Our choices aren’t the healthiest, because when you have munchies EVERYTHING looks good to you. Especially the unhealthy stuff. So, we walked out of there with two carts full of sweets and salties. And don’t bother going on a diet if you’re gonna be smoking weed… to make it simple, it just won’t work.

Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.

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