” Am I just high, or is everybody just fucking stupid??”

On our way to Kroger tonight, my boyfriend (driving) says “Am I just high, or is everybody just fucking stupid?” I’m a little more aware of my surroundings then he is when we’re high. But the thing was, everyone was driving terribly tonight! Usually that would be a moment where I could say “no, you’re just high.” But he was right. People need to learn to drive at night… I don’t know how to drive BUT let’s not get into that. We spent 3 hours in Kroger buying groceries. It’s probably not the best thing to go food shopping when you’re high. Our choices aren’t the healthiest, because when you have munchies EVERYTHING looks good to you. Especially the unhealthy stuff. So, we walked out of there with two carts full of sweets and salties. And don’t bother going on a diet if you’re gonna be smoking weed… to make it simple, it just won’t work.

Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.

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